I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

  • person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
  • person: 
  • person: what are you doing
  • me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go


You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:

  • Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
  • Gryffindor: TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
  • Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
  • Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
  • Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.
  • Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
  • Ravenclaw: Tower.
  • Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
  • Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
  • Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
  • Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
  • Slytherin: Underground is better.
  • Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.


why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

marvel meme: nine characters [2/9] Sam Wilson/Falcon


(ノ⊙‿⊙)ノ~『✧~*ur a menace*~✧』




both ABSOLUTELY acceptable, if ya ask me

S: I think he wants to be distracted. J: I hope you’ll be very happy together. S: Sorry, what? J: There are lives at stake, Sherlock – actual human lives… Just so I know, do you care about that at all? S: Will caring about them help save them? J: Nope. S: Then I’ll continue not to make that mistake. J: And you find that easy, do you? S: Yes, very. Is that news to you? J: No… No. S: I’ve disappointed you. J: That’s good – that’s a good deduction, yeah. S: Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them. 

The Winter Soldier wears a mask for most of the film, which made it difficult for me to convey emotions. But it also kind of helped in a way. I felt when I was looking at myself in the mirror that I couldn’t recognize myself at all.